JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Season 1 quotes

Jotaro

(To Joeseph upon hearing his track record of plane crashes) I'm never flying with you again.

Bravo, sir! Bravo!

Eagh! Those tentacles are so gross, I can't even look at 'em!

This is nothing like the Polnareff of a moment ago.

It's like his emotions change on a dime.

More like he's got two brains, and the one downstairs suddenly started calling the shots.

Jotaro

You're the only one swallowin' saltwater, pops, choke on it... Tell him, Avdol.

Your folly was trying to out-predict me, a fortune teller, tough break.

Well said, Avdol.

But your power was being drained... You let yourself go limp on purpose didn't you? You concentrated your power in your fingers... That's what you were thinking all along...

You idiot! No assassin worth the damn would ever reveal his Stand's identity. It only happens in the face of death for him or his opponent! You guys are so stupid always showing off your Stands everywhere you go! It's your own fault that we know all your weaknesses! If it weren't for that mirror, I would've killed you! You're just a moron who got lucky!

Do you understaaaaaaaand?!

Jotaro

But we Kujos...no, us Joestars got this philosophy when it comes to fighting. That's...to run away!

Jotaro

Your Stand may be invincible, but you sure as hell aren't! If I destroy you, then your Stand dies too. Do you understand? Listen, I've had it up to here with that cocky-ass mouth of yours, alright? I just happen to be the type of guy who takes these things to heart! (punches Rubber Soul in the face.)

Jotaro

Just shut up already. I have nothing more to say to you. You're way too pathetic... I'm done wasting my breath. (Grabs Rubber Soul in a hold so Star Platinum can beat the villain to retire.)

huh?

Hol Horse

hmm not bad, if I do say so my self.

what? Who the hell are you buddy?

Hol horse

hmm hol horse. That’s what they call me. I’m a stand user just like you are. My card is the emperor. Lord dio payed me to get rid of you guys, so say your prayers and get ready for a beating.

look here cowboy I give a rat’s @$$ who you say you are. Where is the man with two right hands?

Hol horse

that was pretty rude you ask who I am so i answered you. Well whatever. I came here with that guy. He’s nearby. Polnareff: what?! Where is he?!

Hol horse

there’s really no point in asking me that. I hol horse will have the pleasure of stuffing you out.

arrogant morons like you always talk trash and it all ways ends up the other way around. (hol horse giggles) oh was that funny? Hol horse: Lord dio always had you pegged. polnareff has the habit of understanding his opponents. Beating him into a corps wouldn’t be any trouble for me. He was exactly right so i could ‘nt help but laugh.

if I can’t face him until I beat you then that’s what I’ll do chump. Bring it on!

Hol horse

ever heard of military chess? The soldiers are weak against tanks, the tanks are weak against the mines. See? It’s pretty must the basics of battle. My emperor is stronger than you, so I thought I’d be a gentlemen. I’ll let you know what my stands abilities are before we fight. So we’re square. The gun is mightier then the sword! Such a brilliant quote!

what are trying to say exactly?

Hol horse

that I have a stand that shoots, and a sword simply can’t beat that.

so what? A peashooter?! [polnareff and hol horse laugh like madmen]

Agh! Merci... Kakyoin...

Next time they come after us... we'll fight them together!

Kukukukuku... You really did waste your youth trying to hunt me down... but it looks like you won't succeed! What a pathetic life you've lived!