Kars (while in the magma): I am still alive!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I have conquered the sun. Did you think Hamon was beyond me?
DID YOU PLAN THIS TOO, JOJO?! Tell me!
Joseph (Out loud): Why are you even asking!
?! I set a trap and you walked right into it! All of this went down like clockwork! (Monologue) I just got lucky, but thinking I outsmarted him will drive Kars nuts!
NO! AUUUGHH! NOOOO! (calms down) Don't panic... just find the Earth. (sprouts air jets) I'll use air to change my trajectory! Once I'm back on solid ground, I will tear that boy apart! (The jets freezes over as he screams in pain) NO! It's not working! I'm freezing! The air is freezing around me! The moment it comes out of the jets, it turns to ice! (attempts to use his wings, which also immediately freeze) I... can't change my path! I CAN'T MOVE! NOOOOUUUAAAAARRRGGGH!
So ended Kars, last and greatest of the Pillar Men. His body turned hard as rock and he floated through space for the rest of time, never to return. He wished for death, but there was nothing out there to kill him. The spark of thought within him went dim...and then...silent.
Joseph (After crashing his own funeral and learning his wife failed to alert their friends of his survival): Suzie Q, what the hell?! You had one job, woman! ONE JOB!
Old man Joseph (kicked a Japanese man in the stomach after learning his nationality while they bumped into each other): Her son doesn't even see his grandfather. And that's why I'll never forgive the Japanese! (takes out a cassette player) They do make nifty gadgets, though.
(running to her son's cell) Jotaro! Jotaro! JOTARO!
SHUT THE HELL UP! GET OUT OF MY FACE, STUPID BITCH!
(cheerfully) OKAY!
[Jotaro is in prison, refusing to leave his jail cell despite the fact that he's been released.]
What.. Mom, is that you? Tch! Go away.. I'll be staying here for a little while.
...?
I am possessed by an 'evil spirit'... I have no idea what 'it' could make me do.
Why are you such an annoying bitch?
Okay~, I dunno~!
Jotaro! How dare you talk to your mother that way! And Holly, stop smiling at him, you'll only encourage it!
OKAY!
SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE FREAKIN' ANNOYING!!!!
Look, no one ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy. I beat the crap outta people, more than I have to. Some are even still in the hospital. I've had idiot teachers who like to talk big, so I taught them a lesson and they never came back to class. If I go to a restaurant and the food is bad, I make it a policy to stiff 'em with the bill. But, even a bastard like me... can spot true evil when he sees it! True evil...are those who use the weak for their own gain, then crush them underfoot when they're through! Especially an innocent woman! And that is exactly what you've done, isn't it? And your Stand gets to hide from the victim, the law, and the consequences. That's why... I will judge you myself!!
I’m evil? See that where your wrong. Evil is always the loser. It’s the victor who has justice, the victor being the last man standing and how you win in battle is inrelevant!
So the loser's evil, huh? In that case...I'll teach you justice! (Star Platinum beating up Kakyoin) With my Stand!
NNoriaki
JoJo's mother is a woman capable of calming the hearts of others. People feel at ease around her. This may sound awkward... but if I were to fall in love, I'd like it to be with someone like her. I would give my all for her. And I would want to always see her warm, happy smile.
EGEnya Geil
The emotion of fear. Fear is a natural reaction within all living creatures. Now, why does fear exist? There is the kind of fear stirred by instinct. And then, there is fear from logic. Namely, when one comes across something stronger than them, and there is absolutely no way to fight back. Or when they encounter something unknown. You may either struggle, resist, run away, or accept. But upon meeting upon meeting Lord DIO, a fifth option is introduced...Joy!
GFGrey Fly
This world is full of Stands that surpass even your wildest imagination! Those loyal to DIO will follow you at every turn! You bastards won't even see Egypt. Your deaths will be swift and painful!
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