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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

J. Geil (While attempting to open a gate to escape): It won't open!

Looks like you're the one who's really good at sobbing, J. Geil. And you're about to plummet into hell, begging and crying the whole way down. But there's one thing I can't rely on the guardians of Hell to do. And that's...to turn your body into a pincushion! (Silver Chariot appears and stabs J. Geil rapidly) I've been waiting years for this moment! (Silver Chariot launches J. Geil into the air and he lands upside-down on the gate, making him resemble the tarot card his Stand is named after) I'll leave the rest to the Devil. Rot in Hell.

So, this is the true Hanged Man, huh? He was rotten all the way to the core.

EEmpress

What the hell is this?!

Hmm? I might as well... what now? I'm sorry, my hearing isn't exactly what it once was. Run that by me one more time, will ya?

EEmpress

It's coal tar! That was your plan all along! It wasn't to suffocate me, you were trying to keep me from moving! But how?! How did you know there was coal tar in there?!

With my Stand's power, Hermit Purple, told me everything!

EEmpress

You drew a map with Hermit Purple?! That's how you found a tar?! A map out of incense ashes?!

Yeah! Now I think even a glorified pimple like you should see the difference in our fighting experience. "When your opponent starts boasting, he's already lost." That, shrew, is a line from my wilder days. Like a fine wine, I guess I just get better with age! And now! A Stand will defeat another Stand! Next you'll say, "Please, stop it! I beg you!"

EEmpress

PLEASE, JUST STOP IT! I BEG YOU! AH!

This will hurt me as much as it hurts you, but children can't depend on their parents forever! Once you've grown up... (Leaps to pull at Empress, ripping the Stand to pieces) You've got to learn to live on your own! Now, then. I wonder where that thing Stand user is hiding.

ZZZ

Wheel of Fortune is gonna grind you into hamburger and splatter you all over these rocks!

ZZ (As Jotaro appeared to have burned to death): I won!!! Your valiant hero finally bit the dust!

Is that so? (while emerging from underground, leaving his jacket behind) And who exactly is going to replace me, Jotaro Kujo? Let me guess, you thought it'd be you, you roadhog!

Enya (To Hol Horse): How dare you call yourself his friend! You cretin! You Judas!

EEnya

Just one little wound is all I need...then "Justice" will do the rest!

EEnya

Justice always prevails.

Enya (final words): He believes in me, so I'll serve him even in death... I won't betray him...

Joseph (after Enya is killed by Lovers): OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

SDSteely Dan

My name is Dan... Steely Dan. My Stand is represented by the card of "The Lovers".

The old bitch's son killed my sister and she gave me Hell, so I should be glad that she's dead... but I'm REALLY having complicated feelings towards her right now!!

Joseph (after Silver Chariot made a harmless microscopic cut in a blood vein): OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I don't feel so good...

SDSteely Dan

Please! I'm begging you, forgive me!

Ask for forgiveness from Enya, the woman you killed. But as for me, I never had the slightest intention of forgiving you.

Steely Dan (attempting to bribe Jotaro): D-DIO paid me in advance. You...you can have it all.

Good grief. I know this is blatantly obvious, but you really are a piece of work. What you owe me...can never be paid back with money! (Star Platinum proceeds to beat Steely Dan with extreme prejudice before punching him into a tower, Jotaro tallying the tab) Your receipt. Keep the frigging change.

[After Arabia Fats was easily defeated]

You mean...we already beat the Stand User?

You hit the nail on the head.

Caption: The Sun—RETIRED.

Ba-dum-tss!

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