Johnny Test quotes

(To Johnny, laughing) You?! The hall monitor? Oh, the irony! That's like putting me in charge of the meat fridge! That's a good idea.

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Why should I help you, Test?

Because if you don't, I'm taking you down.

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Down where?

The Big House, the Clink, the Slammer, the Pokey.

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The Hokey Pokey?

No. He means detention.

You? Funny? Prank?

Yeah, prank phone calling was the best thing ever. Until I pranked the wrong guy. He really didn't find it funny!

You hear that, Dukey. Prank calling is the best thing ever. Let's do it! Thanks for the advice, Dad.

So I skipped town, got plastic surgery and changed my name to Dad.

Bling-Bling

A call from the Test house! This is it! Susan is finally calling to ask me out. Why, hello?

Hello, (laughs) is your refrigerator running?

Bling-Bling

Well, I exp... wait, Johnny Test! Nice try! But I have caller I.D!

Hello?

Is Mr or Mrs. Wall there?

No, there are no Walls here.

(laughs) Then what holds up the ceiling?

Da Vinci residence. Leonardo speaking.

Hello, I'm looking for a Mr. O'Brains, first name Ivan.

Ivan O'Brains?

(laughs) You have no brains?!

What? No! I didn't mean that!

You're the one who said it, dude!

Hello?

Hi, er, do you have a blue shirt?

A blue shirt? Why yes I do.

Ah, then why don't you cheer it up?

Johnny, lately you seem to know an awful lot about... everything.

What's so weird about knowing that King Charles made Blasco Núñez Vela the first viceroy of Peru in 1544?

Uh-huh. Er... what's a viceroy?

I don't know. Wait! I do know!

Just because you think someone performed highly experimental cutting edge augmentation on your brain you instantly blame us?

Er... yeah.

(speaking in a female computer voice) Virus detected. Auto-restart.

I'll save you!

That kinda tickled.

[last lines] You're wrong, Mr. Teacherman. This is Porkbelly, where we make our own history.