So, my true nature is to be a catalyst? That is mad anti-climatic.
Anti climactic. Anti-climatic means you're against the weather.
“The Fire and the Wood” · Season 1
In this episode: Joan (3), Cute Boy God (2), Kevin (1)
I remember normal. Back when I was normal, I wanted them to buy me a car. You know what they said? They said "No." they said "Be a man. Get a job, buy your own car." So, what's changed since then? Huh? Joan, what's changed?
You know what's changed.
Yep. Nobody expects me to be a man anymore.
[Kevin leaves, Joan yells after him]
You stopped trying! You just sit around and smoke in the park like some subdefective!
Make Kevin walk, please? I just ask this one favor and then I'll never ask for one again. It's so easy for you. All you have to do is snap your fingers or blink your eyes. Just let Kevin stand up.
People ask me to do things - big things, little things - billions of times, every day.
What do you expect? You're God!
I put a lot of thought into the Universe; came up with the rules. It sets a bad example if I break them - not to mention, shows favoritism. Why should one person get a miracle, and not everybody else? Can you imagine the confusion? It's better when we all abide by the rules.
No miracles?
Miracles happen within the rules.
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