SSammy
(on the phone) Is it breathing? It's moving? If it's moving and breathing then its not dead! It's hopping? If it's hopping then it's really not dead!
“Pilot” · Season 1
In this episode: Joan (4), Luke (3), Cute Boy God (2)
SSammy
(on the phone) This is why I didn't want to get a rabbit for a pet! They're not pets, they're food!
So, what you do is that you shoot these photons at this piece of paper...
There's a pervert in the yard!!
..and a pervert appears in the yard.
What about my hair?
It's on your head.
Who are you?
I've known you since before you were born, Joan.
I'm going to ask you one more time.
I'm God.
You're what?
God.
Don't ever...talk to me again.
As the great physicist Faraday once said, 'Nothing is too wonderful to be true.'
Let's... let's say you're God.
Joan, I am God.
Okay, well, let's see a miracle.
Okay. How 'bout that?
That's a tree.
Let's see you make one.
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