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Jeeves and Wooster · Season 4, Episode 4

Bertie Wooster and Aunt Dahlia in “The Delayed Arrival”

Bertie Wooster

Well, I can't possibly come down to Brinkley, aged aunt. If I'm seen within a twenty-mile radius of Florence Craye, I get my spine broken.

Aunt Dahlia

Oh, you're so selfish, Bertie. You don't know how important this is to me.

Bertie Wooster

Well you don't know how important my spine is to me. I'm very attached to it.

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