Stilton Cheesewright and Bertie Wooster in “The Delayed Arrival”

[referring to Bertie's cocktail] Now what do you suppose those things are doing to your eye?

For your information, Cheesewright, one does not administer alcohol by the eye, or even by the ear. The mouth is the correct orifice.

Not if one's meant to be in training for the Drones' darts tournament, it isn't.

Ah, yes, of course, you've drawn me in the sweepstake, haven't you? Well, your money is safe, Cheesewright. The Wooster form is as devastating as ever.

We want a win this year, Wooster, not another dratted tie. I happened to look into the Drones this afternoon. Freddie Widgeon was at the darts board, stunning everyone with a performance that — took the breath away.

Tcha!

Eh?

I said "tcha!" scornfully, with ref. to F. Widgeon. I know his form backwards.

He's knocked off smoking, you know!

No!

He takes a cold bath every morning!

[shrugs] He's forgotten where the hot tap is.