You, er ... don't know how I could raise fifty quid somehow, do you?
Work?
[recoiling in disappointment] Bertie.
“Comrade Bingo” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Bertie Wooster (7), Jeeves (2), Aunt Dahlia (1), Madeline Bassett (1), Bingo Little (1)
[about the current object of Bingo's affection, Charlotte Rowbotham]
I've only seen a photograph, Jeeves, and it may well be that she has a heart of gold; however, the first thing that strikes one about her is that she also has a tooth of gold.
Aunt Dahlia! What ho, old blood relation!
[affectionately] Hello, Bertie, revolting young blot.
Why is it do you think, Jeeves, that the thought of that little thing my Aunt Dahlia wants me to do for her fills me with a nameless foreboding?
Experience, sir?
CFCornelia Fothergill
Everard's painting Lord Sidcup at the moment.
Really? What colour? [chuckles]
[Bertie walks in on Madeline playing the piano]
Oh, Bertie! I need someone to turn the pages for me.
Right, well, I'll go and find someone, shall I?
If you ask me, Jeeves, art is responsible for most of the trouble in the world.
It's an interesting theory, sir. Would you care to expatiate upon it?
[pause]
Well, as a matter of fact, no, Jeeves. The thought just occurred to me, as thoughts do.
Very good, sir.
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