Piggley, Male pig citizen and others in “A Little Bit of Something Extra! Extra!”

Sir, Piggley Winks from the Tara School News here! Are you lost?

Eh, no, I...

Have you been robbed?

No.

Did your house burn down?

Oh, I hope not!

Have you seen any good movies lately?

[frustrated] I... I'm just looking for me car!

Aha! Your car has been stolen! Tell me, who do you think might have stolen it, then?

Well, it's not stolen! I just can't remember where I parked it. [laughs] There it is!

Oh, it's too bad he found his car. That would've made a fine story.