JAG · Season 2
Nardoni argued his way to a weaker position. The jury knowing only helps us.
Funny how that happens.
Are you saying you planned it?
What do you think? I think I like the big leagues.
How do we as a society treat the warriors we create? By locking up them for protecting their children the same way they protected us? The prosecution would say yes. I say Chief Bauwer is a hero, a guardian angel, whose love for his son kept him always there, in the shadows. He came through for his son, just like in ways we'll never know, he came through for all of us.
I'd like you to stay overnight for observation.
In the hospital?
Well, I think it's a little early in our relationship for you to stay at my place.
I fear no man.
Well, I guess that makes you stupid as well as annoying. I sure as Sam Hill wouldn't like a Navy SEAL hunting me down like a mad dog.
He's a Navy SEAL?
Yeah. A real killer. He'll sneak up on you and snap your skinny chicken neck like that! I know, I taught that boy everything.
And you are?
Admiral Walter Hume, United States Navy Covert Operations!
He want's to know how many centimeters you're dilated.
It feels as big as the Grand Canyon! Oh come on, I've got nothing you haven't seen before!
(Harm examines her)
Well?
Well, I can honestly say, I have never seen that before. She’s about 5 centimetres.
Five?!
Maybe six?
Look again, buster, and don’t you come back up until I’m hearing double digits!
We are not murderers! We are fighting for the freedom of our people.
By killing old men and young women?
Do you know how many old men and young women and even babies we have lost?
Too many. It doesn't justify killing more.
What happened?
A little language problem. How do you say 'stay where you are or I'll pistol whip you' in Farsi?
(speaks Farsi)
It sounded just like that.
The navy doesn't reprimand its skippers for asserting American naval superiority. It basically comes down to who has the biggest…
Ship?
Something like that, yeah.
(after meeting Mac)
She's a Marine?
God bless America.
Can we be charged with mutiny on a foreign vessel, Commander?
No. This would be considered an act of terrorism.
How long have you been standing there?
Long enough.
Long enough for what?
Long enough for me to realize that you are unlike any woman I have ever met. Yet not quite long enough for me to fall in love with you.
Does that line work on Russian women?
Not very often. But I have had limited success with it in the lower Balkans.
Tell Captain McNamara that I will miss our games. We were never good friends, but we were the best of enemies.
Oh, my goodness. The Admiral sent Sarah MacKenzie.
You nervous already?
And why would I be nervous?
Well, you know, I have beaten you before.
That doesn't count. I dropped that case.
Yeah, you keep dreaming, flyboy.
Payday was the worst. He'd go to the NCO Club with his buddies and most of the time they'd have to drive him because he was too drunk to drive himself.
Mac, you don't have to…
Yes, I do. My mother would help him in, and he'd flop on the couch and yell for me to take off his shoes. He reeked of cigarette and stale beer, and sometimes something worse. Then the yelling would start. And then the slapping. And then the sobbing. His. I don't know which was worse, his hitting or his sobbing that he was sorry. She left him. And me with him.
Defending Western civilization makes people horny.
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