“Code Blue” quotes from JAG

I'd like you to stay overnight for observation.

In the hospital?

Well, I think it's a little early in our relationship for you to stay at my place.

I fear no man.

Well, I guess that makes you stupid as well as annoying. I sure as Sam Hill wouldn't like a Navy SEAL hunting me down like a mad dog.

He's a Navy SEAL?

Yeah. A real killer. He'll sneak up on you and snap your skinny chicken neck like that! I know, I taught that boy everything.

And you are?

Admiral Walter Hume, United States Navy Covert Operations!

He want's to know how many centimeters you're dilated.

It feels as big as the Grand Canyon! Oh come on, I've got nothing you haven't seen before!

Well?

Well, I can honestly say, I have never seen that before. She’s about 5 centimetres.

Five?!

Maybe six?

Look again, buster, and don’t you come back up until I’m hearing double digits!

We are not murderers! We are fighting for the freedom of our people.

By killing old men and young women?

Do you know how many old men and young women and even babies we have lost?

Too many. It doesn't justify killing more.

What happened?

A little language problem. How do you say 'stay where you are or I'll pistol whip you' in Farsi?

(speaks Farsi)

It sounded just like that.