TV show quotes
I walk out of here, or he dies.
Try it. I don't like him, anyway. What's it gonna be?
(Rabb shoots Campisano)
You could have killed me!
Would you rather he had killed you?
(over intercom) Paging passenger Rabb, Lieutenant Commander Rabb, please press your call button.
I think I hear duty calling.
No!
(over intercom) Lieutenant Commander Rabb, please press your call button so the flight attendant can locate you. You have an emergency message.
No! (off Kate's look) (jabs call button)
Editor: JAG was canceled by NBC before the second half of this intended two-part episode could be produced. When the show was revived by CBS, this cliffhanger was ignored until "Death Watch".
We can get eggs and pancakes on the ship, I don't know why you want to pay for them at the diner.
Mr. Roberts, if you have to ask that that after 6 months at sea I can't explain it to you.
You can't investigate the murder of your girlfriend.
How about my sister?
She was your sister?
No, but that's a better way to describe our relationship, and I'm not leaving her murder investigation to someone who jumps to conclusions as fast as you.
Nobody pulls a JAG officer off an investigation except me or God, and He hasn't asked.
I've always maintained that there is no such thing as a platonic relationship between a healthy man and woman, unless one of them is gay and the other is neutered.
Diane and I never slept together.
What were you going to do all weekend, play gin?
Red light, Commander.
My God, I think you really mean it.
Well done, Commander.
Thank you, sir.
Very well done, sir
Don't over do it, Mr. Roberts, he's a naval aviator. With his wings comes an ego as big as an Admiral's.
One or two stars, sir? (silence) I was joking,sir
Lieutenant J.G.s don't joke with admirals, son, it could get him transferred to a supply ship in the Aleutians. Joking is strictly an admiral's privilege.
We have 33 minutes, Commander.
How do you do that?
I've got great timing.
Hey, there's a bed back here.
So?
Well, it fits our cover story.
I keep forgetting I don't know you.
Deja vu again?
Only whenever I see your face. Or hear you talk. I wouldn't know about your smile, I haven't seen one yet.
There's not much to smile about.
I guess not.
Sounds like I have a twin out there.
Not anymore.
Where did you find this sailor, Sarah?
In a rose garden, Uncle Matt.
Leave it to the Marines.
Most people do.
You all right, Admiral?
I'm fine, Commander, but this Private's got a problem.
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