Jackie has the bad case of the bends needs to take decompressed for thirty-eight hours, same for Uncle.
Poor guy, totally delusional.
I do not understand, Jade. Why didn't you tell Captain Black that sensei had the bends?
Are you kidding?! That garlic smells was making me gag! I figured, two days of solitary, goodbye major stank!
I hear knock knock. Who's there? [Giggles] . I like monkies and wax slips. This is a nice phone booth. Ooh, look! I can make funny sounds with my under arms. [Giggling] Oops, 'cuse me.
I told you to stay by the car.
Hello? You didn't say which car. Ah!
Please, please, please, please? I'll do all my chores!
You do all your chores regardless.
Uncle Jackie, I'm like the only kid in the world doesn't have Robomirks!
[Sighs] Video games will distract you from your studies.
That's not true! Program in your mondo cool things that's creative writing, keeping score that's math. Honestly, Robomirks is more educational homework.
Translation: forget about it.
Cool! I can practice my French [Speaks French]
No Quebec and no argument. You have a math test tomorrow,remember? You stay here with Tohru.
C Curator
Bonjour. Comment allez-vous aujourd’hui?
[looks surprised before turning to Uncle, realizing that he doesn’t understand some of the French language] Maybe we should have brought Jade.
Jade, Uncle and I are going snorkeling.
Guess I'll go too. Maybe I can find some sunken treasure or something.
Uh, why don't you stay on shore with Tohru?
Jade, you weren't supposed to... [Jade smiles innocently] Oh, why did I bother?
I knew this wasn't a real vacation, so what's the 411 on the big, blue marble?
FJ Future Jackie
Jade, we brought your favorite. Triple black burritos.
Thanks, time hopping gives me a major munchies.
FJ Future Jackie
Jade, explain.
TJ Two Jades
I also stole our half of the Arcanum of Chi in the past by using a time portal spell. So I followed him through when he escaped back to the future.
FJ Future Jackie
Please, one Jade at a time.
JF Jade and Future Jade
Our bad.
What happened to you? You used to rock!
FJ Future Jade
You think I like pushing papers all day? I don't, but this is my job and Captain Black is my boss. You have to grow up sometime, Jade.
S5 E12 The Powers That Be (Part 1)
I told you slackers to stay in the truck.
Yeah, well us slackers kind of changed our minds about how it's gonna go down.
MC MC Cobra
Figured, why let you get all the powers?
You... want some of them?
No, dawg. We want all of them!
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