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Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 5, Episode 8

“Clash of the Titanics” quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

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“Clash of the Titanics” · Season 5, Episode 8

In this episode: Jackie (20), Jade (5), Uncle (3), Tohru (2), Captain Black (2)

Well, what are you land lubbers waiting for? Let's shape up and ship out!

You are not going, Jade.

Jackie, I saw a movie Titanic 12 times. That makes me total expert on sunken treasure!

Jade, you must listen to Jackie. You cannot go sub with us.

And neither can you, Uncle. Not with your cold or those germs in a tiny close space. [Uncle slaps Jackie's head] Ow!

Uncle is not infectious! [Sneezes] And you cannot perform removal spell yourself?

You realize that, Uncle. But Tohru and I can retrieve the castanets. And you can perform the removal spells later on dry land.

Makes sense.

JJade and Uncle

Aw...

Hi, Jackie.

Jade.....

I know, I know. Too dangerous, but you need me, Uncle Jackie. [He stares at her for a long time] Ok, fine. I'll leave.

Very funny, we are 2,000 League under the sea and... [Sniffing the air] Why do you smell like garlic?

Not me. [Sniffing] It's coming from... [Jackie opens the vent and sees Uncle]

Hi, Jackie.

Uncle!

Great minds, think alike.

Luckily, I avoided batting against the bends. I... [Laughing] I mean, ground is all wobbly like pudding. Aw, I like Tapioca.

[Giggling]

Jackie, are you all right?

Yes, but you two look very wobbly. Wobbly is a funny word rhymes with gobbly.

He has so got the bends.

I do? OH, what a nice car. Yay for me! Oh, hello again, Buddy!

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