Drago!
And... Strikemaster Ice?
Hey, Pizza-face got a Drago makeover!
Yo dawg, you didn't say nothing about putting the hurt on Chan. First day on the job and we already get a bonus!
S5 E3Black and White Chi All Over
Now that we have the flower power, it's time to party down! I'm still the birthday girl for 10 hours!
We'll be back home in time for big birthday dinner.
Step away from the lotus pod.
Jade!
I'm your backup, remember?
Ooh, ooh. Let me be the living vessel! I can handle it! I have experience! [Jackie ignores her and rushes out] Come on, it's my birthday!
S5 E4Dragon Scouts
Jade, what are you doing? Those clothes are being donated to charity. And that is your Buttercup scout uniform.
I know, I quit the buttercups.
Huh? Why?
Quilt making, cookie selling, hello?! If I wanted to be bored out of my gourd, I can just hang here with you and Uncle.
But scouting provides a valuable experience, Jade. You mustn't quit.
So who said I can quitting scouting? I'll join the Dragon scouts.
But the Dragon scouts are all boys.
S5 E5The Demon Beneath My Wings
We'll put up for a spin.
Jade, what are you doing here?
Like I'm gonna come all the way down to Australia and not ride on a kangaroo? Tch.
JJJade and Jackie
Aah!
Jade, I told you to stay on the bus!
What's the point?
S5 E6Mirror, Mirror
Oh, no. I'm a mule. A stubborn mule!
[Gasps] My head! It's huge!
I'm turning into my mother!
Hey, I kinda like Uncle this way. [Jackie and Uncle stares at her as she makes a donkey noise as Uncle smiles] At least I'm not a mime. Why don't you walk against the wind or something!
[Groans] All right, both of you. You're giving me a headache. A big one!
S5 E7Antler Action
Jackie! [Lifts Jackie up]
S5 E8Clash of the Titanics
Well, what are you land lubbers waiting for? Let's shape up and ship out!
You are not going, Jade.
Jackie, I saw a movie Titanic 12 times. That makes me total expert on sunken treasure!
Jade, you must listen to Jackie. You cannot go sub with us.
And neither can you, Uncle. Not with your cold or those germs in a tiny close space. [Uncle slaps Jackie's head] Ow!
Uncle is not infectious! [Sneezes] And you cannot perform removal spell yourself?
You realize that, Uncle. But Tohru and I can retrieve the castanets. And you can perform the removal spells later on dry land.
Makes sense.
JJade and Uncle
Aw...
Hi, Jackie.
Jade.....
I know, I know. Too dangerous, but you need me, Uncle Jackie. [He stares at her for a long time] Ok, fine. I'll leave.
Very funny, we are 2,000 League under the sea and... [Sniffing the air] Why do you smell like garlic?
Not me. [Sniffing] It's coming from... [Jackie opens the vent and sees Uncle]
Hi, Jackie.
Uncle!
Great minds, think alike.
Come on, slowpoke.
Jade, you are staying inside the sub.
Aw...
Luckily, I avoided batting against the bends. I... [Laughing] I mean, ground is all wobbly like pudding. Aw, I like Tapioca.
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