Heh. Parade float.
FJFuture Jade
Heh. Chinese New Year.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You distract Lizard lips and I'll jump him from behind.
FJFuture Jade
If Drago bumps you off in the present, I can pop off out of existence. And the future will be history.
Whoa. This time travel stunt is freaky.
Look. Jade has nothing to do with this.
TJTwo Jades
Talk later!
FJFuture Jade
I didn't intend to involve you guys, but I arrived a lot later than I hoped. Heh. Never tested Uncle's spell.
[Groans] And I thought one Jade gave me a headache. But why did you come back here?
Duh. Isn't it obvious? Future me is so mega bad that dragon boy had to come back to the past to rebel me out long just as squirt. So I surf time to protect myself and kick his scaley butt all the way back to the future.
Then why did Drago leave without chop ruling you?
Well, because... Yeah. Why did Drago leave?
FJFuture Jade
Because he has bigger fish to fry.
How much bigger?
FJFuture Jade
I didn't follow Drago here. Drago followed me. To keep me from putting ambush on the age of dragons.
Age of dragons?
I do not like the sound of that.
FJFuture Jade
Stay here.
Aw...
FJFuture Jade
Oh almost forgot. [leans in to whisper to Jade] Pop quiz tomorrow in spelling, study chapter 8.
JTJackie Tot
Jade!
I know... I am so grounded.
JTJackie Tot
No! Kids against grown ups!
VTViper Tot
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's man, bake me a cake like Jackie Chan!
Jackie, I patched a mondo plan to take down the J team's arch nemesis our enemy Chang . Tell you all about it on the way to Section 13. [being grabbed]
The only plan, Jade, is for you to stay here with Uncle.
[Angry grunt] Jackie never listens, doesn't he realize I'm only the member with the brains behind the J team?
[Gasps] The dark chi master himself.
Tch. The sly niece meister herself. [Shows the Deja Vu stone]
The Deja Vu Stone.
Jade.
Come on, Jackie. I helped saved the day 72 times. The world's half a dozen times and your butt more times than I care to count.
And you made a mess of things more times than I care to count.
But I always clean up after myself. Just admit it, Jackie. You need me. Hey!
JJJackie, Uncle and Jade
Daolon Wong?!
Many thanks for the memories. [Jackie kicks the Deja Vu Stone and he and Daolon Wong are gone]
Jackie? Jackie?
Turning into statue is better.
[Chuckles nervously] Depends who you ask.
The Strength Talisman. Good one.
I know, Jade. Wah! Jade, how did you...
Your hands! [Jackie looks at his hands are glowing] I get it! That must be Uncle's magic and... [Gasps and Shendu begins to attack Jackie]
[Angry grunt] I blow it again! I distracted Jackie just like I did today! Does twice like a pattern?
Could it be? A view?! In a nice, cozy, danger free hotel?! A happy memory... [Jade 6 turns to Jade 8] Wah!
Jackie, don't worry. I can explain everything! [All the Jade clones fall out of the closet]
Wah! Whoa! [Nervous chuckle] Hi, Jackie.
So I'm quite the rascal, but it's not like I'm evil or anything.
Jade?
I couldn't help it, I was possessed!
Did Uncle ask you tattooed demon face onto your leg, no? You do not see Uncle walking around being evil, do you?
Uh, Unc? [Uncle sees himself as a Chi Vampire]
Uncle could not help it. Was victim of chi vampire.
Oh, yeah. And I have the piece in your mind.
Take me back to the beginning!
Hmph. So here we are, back in the old fool's trash heap.
That is old fool's rare trash heap to you!
Wait a sec. [Looks at her bags] Jackie went to the wrong beginning, the first time we met!
Wait, this can't be right, where are Uncle and...
Give me that! [Jackie drops the deja vu stone and stares at Jade]
Jade...
Jackie is right, I do get in his way.
FFinn
You're Jackie Chan, the archaeologist?
I bet you were looking for the shield I brought back from Bavaria.
FFinn
We're looking for the... How'd you know?
[Points at Daolon Wong] He has it!
Chan is lying! Do you not recognized your master?!
FFinn
The only master we have is big V!
CChow
And he's gonna wanna hear all about where you stashed the shield!
Way to rewrite history, Jackie!
Did they buy anything?
No.
You are terrible salesman! [Jackie looks at Jade and picks up the phone]
Who are you calling?
Jade's parents. She must return to Hong Kong.
But she just arrived.
What?! No way! Who's gonna help save the day?! The world?! Jackie's butt?!
Uncle, you must trust me. It will be better for Jade,for us if she does not stay.
No, Jackie. Hang up the phone, you need me!
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