Kindly forgive the brutish behavior of my apprentice. [takes away Tohru's Chinese Takeout food] He offers you his meal as an apology.
Oh, we would never eat his food.
You do not like moo shu?
“The Chosen One” · Season 2, Episode 28
In this episode: Uncle (7), Jade (4), Tohru (2), Ben-Shui Monk (2), Jackie (1), Daolon Wong (1)
[rolling out a mattress] Uncle is too old for this!
[rolling out a mattress] Tch. I'm too old for this!
[rolling out a mattress] Let's just try to make the best of- [mattresses are pulled out from under them] Oof!
Hey!
Huh?!
[mattresses are stacked up for Tohru]
When the Chosen One sleeps well, everyone is rested!
Pillow fight! Whoa!
[Uncle grabs Jade by her arm]
You are too young to watch battle with the forces of darkness!
Aw...
Oh! Tohru! Uncle has the willies!
Willies?
Dark Chi must be near!
[after Tohru disappears; to Jackie] You are a lousy Champion! You let the Chosen One out of your sight!
Jade! [pulls her in and slams the door] You are still too young.
Aw!
[Jade finds Tohru washing dishes]
The Chosen One is a cleanser of souls, not a washer of dishes.
[sigh] But I do not want to be the Chosen One.
Tch. Why not? You have your own personal champion, and servants who wade on you, hand and foot.
I am not accustomed to such treatment, Jade. I enjoy serving people, especially those I like.
Well, maybe washing dishes isn't the only way to help. Did you see how happy you made those villagers? The Chosen One serves too, in a different kind of way.
Perhaps you are right.
[grabs plate] Good, 'cause you missed a spot. You are so fired!
Step aside, wizard! Your tepid spells cannot stop me!
Be warned! I was a student of Chi Master Fong!
And I am Daolon Wong, the Dark Master who defeated Fong!
[gasp] You will PAY for that!
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