[examining the frozen humanoid] Look at his expression. I wonder what was going through his mind.
...Look out behind you.
Yes! Perhaps!
No, I mean look out behind you! [Jackie turns to see armed inuits]
“Danger in the Deep Freeze” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Jade (4), Inuit Elder (4), Jackie (3), Uncle (3)
[showing the frozen humanoid a magazine] ...And this is a tree. They had those back in your day too, just not locally. And these are snow tires!
[catching Jackie] Need to work on your sneaking around. Inuits can hear footsteps in snow a mile away.
That so?
Uncle, Jade! I told you to- [Elder beckons at him with a spear] We are not armed!
But that doesn't mean we won't go polar on your butt if you don't hand over Dwayne!
Jade, please. She means the prehistoric cave creature.
No such creature here.
Oh, so maybe your sister has big feet? [indicating the creature's large footprint in the snow]
[defensive] My sister has tiny feet! She is delicate like a bird!
He's no Shaman! That is Peter Bailey, a black marketeer! He steals artifacts and sells them to the highest bidder!
But the Shaman has great powers! He can speak to other shamans across the sea through a magical black box!
[retrieves cell phone from Jackie's pocket] You mean like this? It's called a cell phone, hello? Everybody's got one back where we come from, except for me! [calls the Antique Store]
SVUncle's Voicemail
Uncle's Antique! Not here! Call back!
You fish?
What do you think? I go to a drive through burger place?
[in a challenge of Ice Fishing with Uncle, holding up his bait] My secret.
Anchovy? Bah! That's nothing but minnows.
What do you fish with, worms?
[holds up a roll of beans] Mung beans wrapped in tea leaves. Fish take a number to get on hook!
Ehhh, big talk no action. [the drop their lines into the water, and almost immediately get a bite] See? I got something!
So does Uncle! Big something!
[both withdraw their tangled lines, with no fish, Uncle's bait is gone]
Hah! See? My bait gone, yours still on hook!
So what?
So fish we lost was mine!
No that was my fish!
My fish!
You're a liar!
My fish!
You cheated!
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