Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 16
[examining Jackie's mouth] Well, I'm afraid you're gonna need a complete jaw transplant, Mr. Chan.
Huh?!
[laughing] Just kidding! You simply have a displaced filling, we'll have you fixed up in no time. Lisa, prepare a shot of novocaine please.
Uh... I don't like needles.
Oh, well I could drill without numbing you. [brandishes a dental drill]
[intimidated] Okay... numb me, please.
His mouth's still numb from the dentist. He said, "If the school sends any homework, it's a mistake. Just toss it."
I must move closer. Read his mind...
[numb speaking] Here is your ticket, Jade.
It's so cool you're taking me along on this once in a lifetime educational experience, Uncle Jackie!
[Mohajah reads her mind]
Three whole days, no school! Yes!
[numb speaking; hugging Uncle] I'll miss you Uncle.
[Mohajah reads his mind]
I'll miss you Uncle.
[numb speaking] And don't worry, I won't forget the curry powder.
You are a good nephew.
[Mohajah reads his mind]
Uncle's Mind Jackie will forget. He always forgets!
[seeing Jackie with Martindale; whispers] Go, Jackie.
Jade, return to the hotel room! [runs off]
Didn't say, "Please".
[Jackie is thrown into a market booth; his cellphone rings]
Hello?
Ah, Jackie! Do not forget curry powder!
Okay Uncle, I took care of it. Have to go, bye! [Leaps up; to shopkeeper] Sorry about your shop, send me a bill, thank you! [Runs off]
[waking up tied to a chair] Jumba? Ms. Martindale? Dr. Weber? I don't understand!
Oh you will in a moment.
A little novocaine to ease the pain?
[brandishing his dental drill] Don't bother, Portia. Mr. Chan hates needles.
Jumba I suppose we owe you an explanation, Jackie. You've heard of the Sutras of Raktajiba, yes?
Only at your museum. You said they were just a legend.
I lied. You see, the Sutras do very much exist. [Holds Jackie's filling up under a magnifying glass, revealing inscriptions]
In my filling!
Magnificent, are they not? A 3000 word incantation, painstakingly inscribed by skilled sorcerers onto a piece of silver no larger than a grain of basmati rice.
Legend foretells that when the Sutras are returned to the Ganges, the river will dry up.
That would be- So, those thieves who have been after me, you've been trying to stop them!
Well, no. Actually, they've been trying to stop us. They are not truly thieves, you see. They are Disciples of Mohajah.
Who?
Oh, a do-gooder-mystic. A psychic. Claims his mission is to protect India from evil magic.
Mohajah suspected I was in possession of the Sutras, and planning to transport them here to India.
But none of us could carry the Sutras without the Mohajah knowing it; that mind reading power of his... real nuisance.
So you had to find a courier who did not know he was carrying the Sutras. Me.
We so appreciate your help, Jackie.
But that means you want to dry up the Ganges River! Why?
Have you no sense of vision man? Do you not realize what treasures lie on the riverbed? Centuries worth of artifacts; silver, gold, riches beyond measure, there for the taking!
Millions of people depend upon the river for farming, and travel, and- Lives will be destroyed!
Our Jackie's a bit of a sentimentalist. So sweet! But really, one must have priorities. We're talking about the archaeological event of the millennium. If a few people must be inconvenienced... [shrug]
You are bad people! All of you!
Yes, soon to be very rich people!
Hyah! Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt!
Jade?! I told you to go back to the hotel room!
Lost my key. Okay, now. Let the Chan Man go.
Dr. Weber, give the child a lollipop.
Don't sucker me, sucker!
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