IZombie · Season 1
[Vaughn Du Clark sets the zombies free into Major's cell]
Dinner is served! Go get 'em, guys! [the zombies stop and grunt at the glass] What's the dealio? Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Jason Priestly-type? Hey! Hey, dummies! There's your first course. Hot cross brains. Right there! [the zombies completely ignore Major when Du Clark suddenly gets it] Oh... Snap. Yeah, I'm arguing with a dead guy.
[about Peyton] Why would Mr. Boss think I'd endanger myself to save her?
Because, as I understand it, you were, uh, involved with her.
How deeply?
A merciful God spared me the details.
[Major holds an ax when he opens the elevator door to Vaughn Du Clark inside]
Here's Major!
[Major leaves Vaughn Du Clark trapped in the elevator with raging zombies trying to get in]
I know you're a fan of submarine movies, so I'm sure you'll understand.
[Vaughn Du Clark screams] No, no, no, no. No! Ah!
Good luck!
[Major closes the roof to the elevator]
[Clive and Liv find the dead body of Rob Thomas on stage]
Uh, poor Rob Thomas.
This is how a skull breaks.
[the squad leader of Fillmore-Graves walks in with his team]
You. Identify yourself?
[Clive holds up his badge] Seattle P.D. Who the hell are you?
We're the people here to kick ass and take names.
[the zombies in the Max Rager garage chase Major, Liv, and Clive into a single storage room]
This is why I self-park.
I have to call this in. Even though I have no idea how any of this is going to get explained away.
Super Max. It created a violent chain reaction. Armed guards lost their heads and began firing on rampaging employees.
You think that's really gonna fly?
You think 'zombie outbreak' has a better chance?
I can't help you with this.
I would never expect you to. This is a zombie thing.
I promise you, one day, years from now, we're gonna be sipping limoncello on the patio of my new Lake Como estate, watching your kids run around, assuming you can still have kids... Whatever, maybe they'll be adopted. Who cares? Anyway, limoncello, frolicking kids and... We're gonna lock eyes across a sundrenched patio and we'll think... [Vaughn Du Clark giggles] 'Remember... That whole crazy secret basement thing?' [Vaughn Du Clark chuckles] 'Oh, how far we've come.'
Look at you. The brave one.
Why don't you put the cattle prod down? We can have a brave-off. [the lab tech hesitates] Yeah, that's what I thought.
The company is selling for more money than I can ever spend over multiple lifetimes. And now, with all these zombie guinea pigs, finding a cure for you will have my full attention.
Wow. You're doing all this for me?
Yeah, I am.
Yet you couldn't hold an elevator door open for three seconds.
So, these two have taken over Blaine's business? I want them dead. Extra bloody.
You sure? So soon...
I won, Kenny. Seattle threw in the towel. I own this city. So, let's take our victory lap.
[Liv and Major look through the Max Rager crowd for someone to help get them in the labs]
[about the corpse of Janko] We should've taken the damn hand.
[Ravi comes home to find Blaine at his house]
With everything that's going on, I have no business feeling this happy, yet, here I am, feeling... [Ravi sees Blaine in his kitchen] Nauseas.
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