[Liv beats away on her drum instruments while at the apartment]
[narrating] Okay, so, one mystery solved. Apparently, this brain belonged to a drummer. Just as well, because I pretty much have nothing but nervous energy these days.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Maybe a witness will come forward. I hear the tip line has been filling up.
The tip line crazies? Oh, God...
You know the so-called Chaos Killer?
Yeah! They caught the zombie killing son-of-a-bitch!
Yeah, well. He's a zombie himself. And if he doesn't get out of jail soon, he's going to get his brains the old fashion zombie way. 24 hours later, you'll be the savvy businessmen selling sand in the Sahara.
Oh, God.
Dale, I... It's hard to explain.
You've got to know you just blew up both of our cases. Your career... You can kiss any hope of getting into the FBI goodbye. Just, why?
New evidence came to light. You know the feeling. He's not the guy. I just... Know it.
[Bozzio tears up] That's the best I'm going to get? You're throwing everything away, your case, your career. Me. Just because? That's all you have? I don't understand. And it looks like I probably never will. [Clive remains silent] Goodbye, Clive.
Hello, body. Hello, beakers. Hello, bone saw! [Liv answers the phone to talk to Ravi] Hello, Ravi. Yes, I am here, and who knew I'd ever be this excited to be back in a morgue? Yes, the rats are in fine shape, the aneurism hook is looking sharp, the sutures are fresh.
I'm here as a courtesy, Liv. Because we're friends, and things are about to get complicated.
More complicated than they are now?
My case against Major is solid. We have his DNA at the scene, we have the witness who sold him the guns, we have plausible motive. You are his only alibi. You haven't been deposed yet, but when this gets going, you are going to get hammered hard. It's going to be rough. So what I came here to say is this, think it over. Then think it over again. If there's anything you left out, anything else you want to say, now's the time to come clean.
Clive, I told you, he was with me.
I'm not here to discuss it. I just wanted to advise you to think about it. As a friend. Goodnight, Liv.
And this is, what exactly?
Chocolate-covered brain nougat. We have to get Major brains by tomorrow morning, or we're in serious trouble.
[Brant in a weird accent] Quid Pro Quo, Bernice. Silence of the Lambs.
I think it's Clarice, but... Okay, Quid Pro Quo.
Liv, look at me. You need to get me the cure. Soon. Very soon.
Major, I mean about the case, and getting you something decent to eat.
It's too late for that, Liv. All right? It's taking everything to stay myself, and if I'm not myself in here, it'll be bad.
Major, no. No, we can't. It wipes away your memory, everything...
You have to make a choice, Liv, 'cause we're going to lose me one way or the other, and we both know one way is a lot worse.
If zombies can feed regularly on human brains they can stay more or less functional. I've been feeding Major from the morgue. If they don't get brains, then yes, it's Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, World War Z. Take your pick.
Clive, I'm a zombie, too. I got scratched at the Lake Washington boat party massacre. And I turned. Like Major. I keep myself from turning all the way with brains from the morgue. That's where my visions come from, I feel out victim's personalities, I experience their memories. And I'm telling you this now, because Major has been locked up without brains, and he's going to turn. And if he turns, he'll infect everyone in that jail, it will spread out of control. You need to let him out. If you don't, by some time tomorrow, we can be looking at the beginning of the end of the world.
I'm sorry, Liv, but... I don't believe you. I mean, I can't. I mean... You want me... [Liv walks into Clive's kitchen] Liv... Liv, Liv, what are you doing?
[when Liv stabs herself in the chest with a butcher's knife] Do you believe me now?
[Major receives the chocolate-covered fitness bar from Brant Stone]
[Major takes a bite in disgust] My friend gave you this?
Yeah. I mean, not that exact one. My Shiba Inu ate the one she gave me. But I got you the same kind. You know, I didn't remember if she gave me Choco-nilla nut or Choco-nilla, so I went with just Choco-nilla, in case of nut allergies. Last thing I need is a lawsuit, am I right? (chuckles)
Major is a zombie.
Metaphorically?
Literally.
[last lines]
[Liv has a vision of the laboratories at Max Rager while on Janko-brain] He's alive! Drake's alive. I just saw your zombies. They're all alive!
[first lines]
[Major thanks Liv while beating on imaginary drums in the air] Thanks for letting Ravi and me stay here. I drove by my place, and my front yard is still occupied by reporters and looky-loos.
I know you're still rolling on drummer brain, but you need to switch to this. Janko brain.
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