IZombie · Season 1
[Drake shows up at the morgue to talk to Liv]
Haven't heard from you. What happened? Sex-starved-librarian brain wear off and you lost interest?
Oh, no, I've just had a crazy day at work, lots of murders.
[Drake pulls out his phone] Yet you, uh, had time to tweet 17 times today. 'Pumpkin spice latte, yay!' 'Stop lights, boo!' 'Wow, Seattle, cloudy much?'
I took a couple of cosmetology classes at the community college. I could give you a little makeover!
She's beautiful, Ma!
Yeah, so is the sun, but you can't stare directly at it.
Man, you work up the nerve to resign and your boss gets abducted.
[Liv meets Drake's mother as Drake works on her sink]
She's got the coloring of a paper towel, but I'm not supposed to say anything.
[Drake scoffs] I'm sorry. She tends to say the first thing that pops into her head.
[Drake's mother takes a picture of Drake and Liv standing together]
Okay, press your tongues to the roof of your mouths. You know, we don't want any waddles. And smile!
[Drake's mother snaps the off-centered picture] If you post that, you have to tag me in it.
[Drake's mother smiles] I don't know what that means, honey.
[the Marina Owner yells to his son who's on his phone] Kids and their phones. You'll understand what I mean some day.
[as Clive turns to to see Liv taking a selfie of herself] No, I think I get it now.
No visions? I think the radiation from your cell phone is giving you third eye cataracts.
Don't hate 'cause you can't relate.
Look, I know one thing. If I ever was turned into a zombie, my first order of business would be to scratch you. I'd be like, 'Oh, man! I'm a zombie.' Scratch!
Seems a little self-serving, but okay.
No way am I doing this whole zombie thing without you.
[Liv meets the zombie district attorney Floyd Baracus]
How did you know? About me. What I am.
You have forty varieties of hot sauce and three heads in the fridge.
[Liv sees Ravi hungover again from drinking late with Peyton]
Is your breakfast not using its indoor voice?
[Ravi stares into his Rice Krispies cereal bowl] Snap, crackle, pop. So loud.
Drinking on a school night again with Peyton. You're a disgrace to your country's proud history of functional lushes.
[Ravi wakes up hungover one last time from drinking late with Peyton]
[Liv over the phone] Like I told you, when you're playing drinking games with Peyton, all you'll walk away with is a 'thanks for participating' ribbon.
A tiny man with a jackhammer has taken up residence in my skull.
[Blaine sings to himself while sitting in his funeral hearse]
[Blaine bangs on the steering wheel] Nice girls not one with the defect / Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct.
[last lines]
[Liv has a vision of Don E. selling Blaine's drugs] Blaine is the new player.
[Peyton and Ravi hug each other goodbye]
You're the best.
You know, for the record, I'd be very sad to see you go. My liver, on the other hand, is like, 'Good riddance.'
[Vaughn Du Clark turns on his television for Major to see what happened to the Trickster27 troll]
Looks like he's had something of a bad day. Yeah, that's Thai for 'pool of his own blood.' Yeah, I don't think he's going to be thumbing through any of those magazine subscriptions.
[Gilda looks at Major] Wonder if he had any adorable rugrats.
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