We slit his throat. How in the hell could he still be alive?
HHoward
Maybe it was a miracle or something?
A miracle? The only miracle is that I'm not asking Kenny to shoot you right now.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Liv straps the severed hand of a lab tech to her belt]
A massive zombie outbreak means never having to say you're sorry.
[Blaine and Ravi arm themselves with weapons to save Peyton]
If I go out, it's going to be in a blaze of glory, not by friendly fire.
[Ravi talks serious with Blaine] So you know, I'm squad leader on my Call of Duty World League Challenge Division team. I know what I'm doing.
I'm still processing zombies, and now you're giving me secret labs? Are all the zombies being dangled over a shark tank?
It's a good deal to digest.
No way I'm getting eaten alive.
There's another option. I could scratch you.
You wanna turn me into one of them?
Not one of them. One of us.
How are you feeling?
Like I let an entire city full of people down. I was contemplating going door to door handing out 'sorry I suck so bad' gift baskets.
[Major shakes Clive's hand for getting him out of prison]
Be like Private Ryan. 'Earn this.'
[Major smiles] That's the plan.
So, it turns out the party at Max Rager tonight is a lock-in, down in an underground parking lot. Prison-themed. Because of their new Super Max drink.
A prison theme? White people.
[Liv, Clive and Major arrive to the dead Rob Thomas party]
Looks like the party's over.
Everyone's dead.
Or undead. Watch your backs.
So, what? You plan on Weekend At Bernie's-ing a dead Janko through the halls of Max Rager?
Of course not.
We'll just take his hand.
[Ravi frowns at their decision]
Vivian Stoll, Fillmore-Graves Enterprises.
Clive Babineaux Seattle P.D. This is Olivia Moore from the Medical Examiner's office.
You're gonna be a busy girl.
[Major introduces himself] Major Lilywhite. Personal trainer.
[Blaine and Ravi sit outside Mr. Boss's place]
I'm scouting around back to see if there's a better plan of attack.
You won't go in without me, right?
I'm considering using you for a human shield.
We were out of ammo. You got here in the nick of time.
I'm the new owner here. I'm starting to think I overpaid.
[Vivian Stoll saves Liv, Clive, and Major by killing the horde of zombies]
[firing her pistol] Get some! Come on! Get some!
Who the hell is that?
Just punch in 876-5309. What can I say? Dad loves the '80s.
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