Hey, listen, I want things to go back to normal, okay? I don't like the way things have become, and I want them to go back to the way they were-
Listen up! I want things to go back to normal! I don't like the way things are going, I want them to go back to normal.
What the hell are you doing, man?
I'm storming in.
I was storming in- what are you, a man-cheetah?
Yeah.
Cool.
You like it?
Yes!
Alright, good. I can't do this anymore, that last crew sucked on ice!
Okay, look, I like the man-cheetah thing, I want to go back to doing shit like this. Are you guys on board? I want to go back to the way things were.
Definitely!
Definitely want things to be normal again.
We should go back in time.
Can we go back a lot?
Okay, did you bomb and fail and bomb just like I knew you would?
Oh, yes. Yeah, that's all that happened, and nothing else happened other than that.
There was a poetry thing, it was bad.
There was a poetry thing, and SHUT UP, BIRD!
You shut up, you can't read!
[Everyone desperately laughs]
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