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S10 E6

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 10, Episode 6

Dennis and Buyer in “The Gang Misses the Boat”

Well, I was thinking somewhere in the ballpark of the original price, but, uh... considering the circumstances, I'm open to a reasonable discussion.

BBuyer

Alright. I mean, it is an amphibious exploring vehicle, so it should be fine, right?

...Yes. Yes, absolutely. It's nice to talk to a reasonable man, heh heh. Now, are you a sportsman? Because you look very fit.

BBuyer

Oh, I ski.

You ski? Oh, excellent, love skiing. Yeah. Do you travel a lot?

BBuyer

For work, yeah.

Europe? Eastern Europe?

BBuyer

Ah, all over, really.

And I assume you'll be taking the car with you on these trips?

BBuyer

Me? Oh, no. No, I'm- I'm looking for something for my daughter.

...Your daughter?

BBuyer

Yeah. You know, safe, slow vehicle. Good starter car.

...Starter car.

BBuyer

That's right.

...I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you, like the crashing of a thousand waves! BEGONE, VILE MAN, BEGONE FROM ME! A "starter car"?! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! THE GOLDEN GOD! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

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