Oh,do me a favor. Peel this apple for me please.
No, no I'm not gonna peel an apple for you.
But Mac always does it for me.
Why does Mac peel apples for you?
He doesn't like for me to eat the apple with the skin on it. He said the skin is loaded with toxins.
Ok, well good news Mac's not here.
I know he's not here and that's why I need you to do it for me please, please.
Ah! Jesus just eat it with the skin on.
[panicking] I do not like it with the skin Dee! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin, I'm not allowed!
Oh my god alright if you just shut up I will peel the apple for you the way Mac likes you to eat it. Give it to me, give it to me. I'll do it the way Mac insists, okay?
What do you mean? I was getting the movie.
Yeah, but you weren't answering any of my calls. I've been, I've been calling you sort of over and over again.
I was having a conversation with the video store clerk.
Yeah, but I texted you 911, dude. That means it's an emergency.
Yeah, I saw that. What was the emergency, Mac?
Well, I couldn't get in touch with you, dude. I almost called the police.
The police? That's a bit of an overreaction. I was gone for what, an hour?
Yeah, but I thought we had a deal. You know, you would check in every once in a while and then that way I would know that you were okay.
Okay, I'm okay. Uh, I'm sorry, can we watch the movie?
Yeah, great, sure. The Transporter 2 ?
Yeah, I, look, man, I... , I know you wanted to see Predator again but I feel like we've seen that 30 times in the last two months and thought maybe we could mix things up. Video store clerk guy said this movie is awesome, so...
The video store clerk guy. I feel like you won't stop talking about him.
I asked him for a movie recommendation, okay?
It's really not that big of a deal.
Well, the big deal, Dennis, is that I wasn't even consulted on the decision, okay? And this is a big deal to me, as well. It's also my night. Plus, Transporter 2? We haven't seen Transporter 1 which means we'll be completely lost... Plus, Jason Statham's physique is nothing like the line-up in Predator.
Okay, will you stop? I don't want to have conversations anymore about dudes' physiques and whether they can...
Dennis, in body mass alone...
That's what I was trying to avoid. A conversation about body mass, okay? We've had that conversation five times a day for the last month because we keep watching Predator and all you talk about is Weathers and Jesse "The Body" Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on...
It's important to pack on mass. You're talking about carbo-loading.
I don't want to, I don't want to have this conversation with you anymore.
No, you'd rather have conversations with video store clerks.
You know what, man, if you don't wanna watch the movie with me, that's fine. I will watch it by myself. Goddamn it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is this coming from?
I have been thinking a lot about what Dee said and I do think... maybe we are spending a little bit too much time together.
