It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 1, Episode 5
“Gun Fever” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (3), Charlie Kelly (2), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1)
We talked about it, and we decided that we need to get rid of that gun.
Oh, oh, the gun...yeah, we're getting rid of the gun.
You could have been killed. Dennis could have killed you.
Okay, good, yes, I think that would be for the best... ah...mm...Dee, could you get me a nurse?
Yeah, sure. [exits]
Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun.
No way!
[pulls gun out of his pants] Never.
Oh my God, Charlie, I shot you in your head! I am so sorry!
We're really sorry Charlie, but it was dark, we didn't know it was you... and you were robbing the register.
Yeah... still wish you hadn't shot me.
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