So, I was thinking to close the show, instead of random dancing...
Yeah.
...we can try random scratching, and then maybe Freddie could-
Hey! Ohhh, done! Whoo! [Sam and Carly just look at Spencer without saying anything] I say, it's done! Woooooo! [Sam and Carly still don't say anything] C'mon, ask me about it!
We can see, you made a snowman!
Uhhh, it's a snowwoman, duh. Can't you see her snowbahoobies? That's how you know that it's a- [a snowboob falls off] Dang it! Ah, I can fix that, wait. Urgh!
[Elevator opens and Gibby comes out of it]
Hey hey, guess what. I started using deodorant. [Everyone looks at him oddly] But I can't decide which scent I like best, so under my right arm I used Ocean Breeze... [Sam quickly gets out of her chair away from Gibby] ...and under my left I used Summer Swagger. Carly, c'mon. Which one smells best?..
Gibby, no no, Gibby no... [tries to get Gibby to stop him from making her smell his underarms]
[Gibby forces Carly's head under his underarm]
Alright, that's the Ocean Breeze.
[Carly keeps trying to escape]
I'd stop this if it wasn't hilarious.
[Carly is finally free]
Now smell the left, let's go. [Carly is forced under his other pit and keeps trying to escape again] Okay, that's the Summer Swagger. Breathe it in deep. [Carly's free again] So which one you like best?
Probably the Ocean Breeze.
I knew it! Hey, is that a snowlady?
Straight up!
I think one of her bahoobies might've--
Yeah, I know about it!
Okay.
Hello, good people, and Sam!
Hey.
What up with the fruit bowl, fruit bowl?
I just thought you guys might like some pears, Pear for you, [to Carly] pear for you, [to Spencer] pear for you. [to Gibby]
I'm wearing deodorant.
So, why the pears?
'Cause this Freddie just got himself a job working at the Pear Store.
Cool!
You're selling computers?
Yep! Ipears, Pear Phones, Pear Pads, Pear-port Extremes, and all other Pear related products and accessories.
I love products and accessories.
Do we get a discount?
I do. You do not.
Hey, Gib... Why don't you see which deodorant Freddie likes best?
Ooh, Yeah!
What do you mean which deodorant I like best? [Gibby grabs him] Oh! Gibby.
Oh, all right, Okay.
Gibby.
Just breathe in... Come on breathe, Gibby.
There! I fixed her. And check this out. Her nose lights up. [His sculpture sets on fire] No!
Ah!
(Screaming) What?! [Smoke alarm beeps] Aw!
I'll call the Fire Department.
I'll disable the smoke alarm.
Aw!
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