Arrggghhhhh!!
[walks up to the TV] Spencer! Spencer!!
Oh, silly Carly, he can't hear you.
He's in the basement!
Would you stop that wheel?!
Oh, I'd be glad to. [stops the wheel]
Arggghhhhh..... Oh, great, it's stopped spinning.. now I can puke.
No need to watch that. [turns off the TV]
Don't turn it off, it was just getting good!
Nora... you're a nutcase!
[stands up on the couch] The proper term is disturbed, lonely, socio-path.
Look, dude, we're the ones who got you out of jail!
True.. but first, you tainted the memory of my 16th birthday party! So now, we're going to undo the taint. Mother, please fetch our party guests!
[while doing weird and uncool hand gestures] BRB!
You're the one who ruined the memory of your own birthday party!
Everything would’ve been cool if you'd just let us go home afterwards!
Instead of you and your stupid chicken locking us in your basement!
You will never, besmirch the name of my chicken. You apologize to Maurice right now!
Ah, sniff it Nora.
I will not, sniff it! But I will give Carly's brother, the spins.
[Nora's starts spinning Spencer's wheel again]
Oh no, It's turning again, what's.. happening!?
Just apologize to the chicken!
Urghh. [walks over and bends down to Maurice] I'm sorry that I bespired your name by calling you stupid. And that I've eaten thousands of your relatives.
[Nora stops Spencer from spinning]
Thank you, Sam. Now let's all wear party hats, there's some right over there!
We're not wearing party hats.
Put on the hats!
[They all rush over and quickly put on the hats]
Wait a second.
[The other three stare at Gibby]
Why are you guys staring at me?
You said, "Wait a second."
Oh, yeah! Uh, there's 4 of us and 1 of Nora, so let's just take the remote away from her.
Ooooh, bad idea. See if any iCarly's make a sudden move, I hit this special red button, and Spencer spins at top speed until his brain turns to goo.
Goo?!
Yes, goo! Haha! And you won't be able to stop it.
Huuhhhh. She's really thought this through.
Yes, prison gives you lots of time to think, and to plan, and to not shower.
[All stand there with disgusted faces once again]
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