Hi, I made a lawn!
That is a lawn.
See, this is why I don't like to leave the house. What do we do with it? [pokes Spencer in the stomach]
Whatever we wanna do!
The possibilities are limitless!
We can play on it, we can sit on it and listen to music, we can have a barbecue on it-
We can play badminton.
You play badminton?
Heck yeah! Got my own racket and shuttlecock!
Sweet! [high fives Gibby] Oh! And at night, we can just lay on the grass and, stare up at the stars.
Yeeeaaahhhh.
[Spencer and Gibby look up]
Okay. [walks over to the kitchen]
Man, wait 'till Sam and Freddie see this. I bet they love lawns.
Where are they?
Probably making out.
Eewwwwww!
Why ewww?
I don't like couples that are all public with their.. [makes kissing noises, trying to make fun of Sam and Freddie kissing]
Oh c'mon! Sam and Freddie have spent years practically hating each other, I think it's kinda nice to see them being all... [makes kissing noises]
No no, it's more like... [makes more kissing noises]
[Carly and Spencer carry on making kissing noises making fun of Sam and Freddie]
Haha. Look at this lawn. This is one sweet patch. [starts stroking the grass]
You know that's Kentucky Chuck grass.
Seriously?!
[Sam walks in quite angry]
Unbelievable!
You don't live here.
Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you!
Fine, then talk.
Okay, look, it's not that i didn't appre-
(groans and walks away)
You walked away again!
Look at my lawn.
What are you guys fighting about?
Nothin'.
Mr. Fracs gave me a B on my world history paper and I was mad because I thought I deserved an A.
That's right, you told me you were mad at Fracs.
That didn't mean I wanted revenge!
If he's gonna give you B's, why shouldn't I give him bees?
Wait, what'd you do?
I filled his car with bees.
I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
Come on baby, you wrote a good paper.
I know, but you can't just go around-
Alright, listen. Sam, Freddie should be able to complain about people to you without worrying that you're gonna put them in a hospital.
I guess.
And Freddie, even though it's a little extreme, to violate a man with bees, you should a least appreciate that Sam did it because she cares about you.
(Sighs) Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
(Puts her arms out towards him) Give mama some sugar.
Okay. [they kiss and hug]
Awww.
Awww.
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