And what did he mean, "You'd rue the day"?
Yeah, what does rue mean?
No one knows!
I got it, right here. "Roux: A mixture of fats and flour used to make sauces and soups."
[perplexed] Nevel called you a fat flour?
Try spelling it differently.
Okay, here. "Rue: To regret. To wish that something had never been done."
Uh-oh.
You know what this means.
Of course. He's gonna make me regret shoving tapenade in his face by trashing iCarly on his stupid website.
[shrugs in despair] We're dead.
[touches her cheek] I'm gonna go scrub his creepy lip residue off my cheek.
Hey, why isn't it cold in here? Toasty the Baker. GOOD GOD! [runs to his sculpture along with Sam and Freddie and screams] TOASTY!
[about Spencer's melted butter sculpture] Gross, it's like a giant baby threw up.
WHY?!?!?!?!
I told you not to turn the heat up!
What?! I never even--
It's too late for apologies.
But I didn't turn the--
It's OK. It's OK. I just need a mop and a bucket and 20 more pounds of butter!
Spencer.
Mrs. Benson. Freddie, your mom's here.
I came over because I heard screaming. Freddie, are you all right?
Yes, mom.
He's fine. But I really got to
Do you know he's allergic to fruit?
[sarcastically, to Freddie] Aw, who's got a fruit problem?
Not me. I am not allergic to fruit!
Well, what if you were? He'd probably give you an orange and then your face would puff up.
I would love that.
Look, I gave him no fruit. Now, please, I'm out of butter--
False! I saw you come home yesterday carrying grocery bags filled with butter.
You spied on me?
No, I just happened to be glancing through my peephole.
That butter's gone and so am I.
What have you done with all that butter? Freddie, I want you to take a bubble bath tonight. Spencer!
I didn't give him any fruit!
Cool mom.
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