TV show quotes
I MEAN IT! BOTH OF YOU, GET BACK INSIDE, RIGHT NOW!
I'm not going back in unless Carly goes first!
Well I'm not going back in 'till Dave and I shoot what we need for our video! ...No matter how messy this wind makes my hair!
Carly, it’s not worth it! And you guys are friends, you shouldn’t be fighting!
Yeah, friends shouldn’t fight!
I just said that!
Well, I thought it before you said it!
Liar!
Carly! Don't let go!
[hanging from the edge of the platform] WHY ON EARTH WOULD I LET GO?!?!
[Spencer's rope hits her head, and she falls and nearly slides off the platform] Situation, situation, situation, situation!
I have as much of a right to Freddie as you do!
No, you don't! Freddie loves me!
[Both look at Freddie]
Hey, look, a freckle on my wrist...
[While Spencer and Gibby were in the boat]:
Sorry, I squeezed the nozzle to hard.
You're supposed to be making a light ocean spray, that felt like a whale peed in my face!
Look, we made it.
Yeah, and neither one of us cried the whole time.
Nope. We're brave.
Yeah, we are.
[Both start tearing up. Spencer moves them together and they hug while crying, Fleck and Dave do the same]
[inside Sam's locker] HEEEERE'S SPENCY! [laughs; Sam closes her locker and walks away] I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow.
You bought a taco?
Uh-huh.
From the truck that hit Freddie?
Well, me starving is not gonna help him!
Mom, I'm not allergic to flowers!
And you weren't allergic to Mexican food trucks, but look at you now!
[to Carly, coldly] I'll take these flowers, and I'll soak them in bleach.
[whispers to Carly, sinister] It should have been you!
Hey, look. his toes sticks out of his cast! This little piggy went to market, and this little piggy got hit by a truck.
SPENCER!
My mom thinks I'll choke on pills, so she pounds 'em with a mallet and puts the pill powder in my fruit sauce.
Fruit sauce?
My mom thinks I'll choke on fruits, so she pounds it with a mallet--
It's not my business.
What happened to the flowers?
I soaked them in bleach and pounded them with a mallet.
Use your face and body to protect me.
Ah, like a human shield.
I was gonna say bullet monkey, but whatever tickles your peach.
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