Well, that was..
Nice.
Yeah, nice, uh.
Good work.
Thank you. You, too.
[Sam turns around to leave]
Hey. [Sam turns back around. Freddie smiles] I hate you.
[Makes short laugh noise. Smiles] Hate you, too. [Leaves]
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Sam grabs Freddie by the collar]
I don't play to get even. [jerks Freddie towards her] Mama plays to win.
Okay, you're lying. What makes you lie?
I'm not lying.
Yeah, you are. Feel like a big boy, telling your big boy lies?
Spencer!
Yes, little Larry Lies-a-Lot?
Are you ready, Nevel?
[sarcastically] Yes, my heart is pounding.
Good, maybe it'll explode.
I didn't come here to be insulted.
(Interrupting Freddie) Wait a minute... why do you have that printed out?
Because I like to print things.
No... you'd only print that out if you knew you were gonna need it.
Yeah. How did you know there was gonna be a problem getting you the car?
Oh, please. I don't have time to be interviewed.
Okay, so where's our couch?
YOU KNOW THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN COUCHES, OKAY?!
What?
I don't know...
I suspected as much. I figured you iCarlys would try and pull a fast one!
Who still says "pull a fast one"?
What's wrong with you, Nevel?! Why is your lifelong dream to get rid of iCarly?!
It's not. My lifelong dream is to open my own haberdashery.
What is a haberdashery?
Oh, why does EVERYONE ask that?! [starts to walk off, but goes back to them and talks fast] ...A haberdashery is a men's retail shop that sells men's accessories such as wallets, hats, buttons, belts, ribbons, and zippers!
...I know that look. That's your thinking look.
Oh, I'm thinking. You thinking?
Yeah, I'm thinking we thinking the same thing?
We are, if we're thinking about a way to give Nevel a vehicle that's never been state registered and can go 25 miles an hour.
Oh... no. I was thinking about fried chicken.
What, and you think that rolling space turd will get iCarly off the hook?
Yeah.
We think it will. (to Carly) Carly, would you say this vehicle is... unique?
Oh, it is clearly unique. (to Freddie) Freddie, has it ever been state registered?
Why, no, Carly, it hasn't.
You think he hit 25 miles an hour?
Oh, yeah.
BMr. Bullock
You can't do that kind of damage to a flower shop unless you doing at least 25. (an ambulance can be heard off screen)
Where'd you guys get those ice pops?
Over there.
Freddie, be quiet. Sam, stop licking technology!
I think someone broke your yo-yo.
I think you need to go downstairs.
You've gotta get a girlfriend.
I know. ...Um--
No.
Yep.
Aww, his mother needs surgery.
[deadpan] She's not gettin' it now.
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