LLewbert
THIS AIN'T TOMATO JUICE!
Then, what is it?
LLewbert
...Uh, nothing.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Come on, Mrs. Benson. It'll be fun. [talks to his battery-powered hat] What's that? I think I hear Tokyo calling Toki-you.
Come with us to Japan. You love sushi.
I suppose it would be nice to try a California roll from where it all started.
Here, let me see. [checking at the plane tickets] [little shock and surprise] Okay, great, these are first-class tickets. I can just trade these for five coach seats and we're all set.
[sighs] All right, so if we're all going to Japan, there's lots of preparations to be done. We'll need passports, fresh underwear, a voltage converter for your night light.
I don't need the night light anymore. [to Marissa] So you're sure the night light will work in Japan?
We'll make sure. [they head into their apartment]
Man, she's a piece of work.
They don't wanna know.
My mom is a nutcase.
Uh, you're just now figuring that out?
Hey. We gotta be at the airport in 45 minutes.
I better finish packing.
What are those, snacks?
Uh-huh.
"Fat Cakes?"
These are Low-Fat Fat Cakes.
Whoa! That was intense.
Hey, your collar broke.
Oh, yeah! At least now I don't have to worry about…(The collar shocks him in his hand) [screams] [breaks the collar in two]
I think Freight Dog threw our luggage out of the plane.
What makes you think that… [luggages fall down from the plane]
The Fat Cakes are okay.
Hey, did anybody see my red backpack come down? [Fred's backpack hits Marissa Benson] Oh!
Okay, I think that's everything.
Wait, so when do we perform?
[Crowd laughs]
And why was that funny?
[crowd laughs]
HHost
You already won.
Wait, what?
HHost
The winners for best web comedy show is: iCarly!
[Crowd goes berserk]
You guys wanna go get some breakfast?
Where?
Galini's pie shop!
Pie for breakfast?
No, no, don't say "Pie for breakfast?", say "PIE FOR BREAKFAST?!"
I gotta have some coconut cream pies to go.
MMario
Eiiiy! I got to see if we have enough.
What? You always have enough. Why would you say you don't have enough? Now I'm scared. What?
[after trying to entertain the baby with a bear costume] I thought I heard you guys out here.
Freddie? Is that you in there?
Yeah, It's me.
[dryly] Oh, my gosh. The bear ate Freddie. Bad bear! [smacks Freddie in the head with a baseball bat, and Freddie goes down]
Ahhh! [Carly helps him up] Never do that again!
You're not the boss of me. [smacks Freddie again]
TTrudy
What do you say we move the party to the couch?
Uhhhhh..... the couch is broken.
TTrudy
Well, why don't we go break it some more!
TTrudy
I wanna be an actress, you know like in movies and stuff.
Mitch! Mitch! Mitch! Mitch!
MMitch
Wow, you say, "Mitch" a lot!
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