Lucy quotes from I Love Lucy

Lucy

[to Ethel about her marriage] Ever since we said "I do," there are so many things we don't.

Lucy

I got a Mickey from Ricky.

Lucy

Mr. Maryweather, I'd like to present Madame Ethel Mertzola. She's going to be our medium tonight. She's psychopathic!

Lucy

Ethel, you underestimate your transmitter!

Lucy

Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular?

Lucy

[later, after getting drunk from drinking a potent "health" tonic] Well, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl! Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you un-poopular? Well, are you?

Lucy

Marion, stop cackling. I've been waiting ten years for you to lay that egg.

Lucy

Oh no you don't. Not even for the love of sweet charity am I going to box three rounds with a kangaroo.

Lucy

I wonder if this bed stops in Chicago.

Lucy

[to Ethel] Happy Birthday, and I hope you live another seventy-five years!

Ethel

Sing something.

Ricky

I couldn't.

Lucy

Let's neck.

Ricky

Wait a minute, I'll sing.

Lucy

We must know two men who are single and attractive. [Lucy and Ethel pause to think] Two men who are single. [pause] Two men. [pause] A boy and a dog.

Ethel

Maybe we should settle for Little Boy Blue and Peter Cottontail.

Lucy

Ethel and I are going dancing at the Copa.

Ricky

I hope one of you knows how to lead.

Ethel

Here, you missed something on this one.

Lucy

That's the design.

Ethel

It is?

Lucy

Sure, can't you see. Flowers against a background of (scratches plate with nail) gravy.

Ricky

That's the reason I married you - because you're so different than anyone I've known in Cuba.

Lucy

Who'd you know in Cuba?

Lucy

[looks at cards] My, this is a problem.

Ricky

Honey, please, you're holding up the game.

Lucy

Well, I can't decide whether to throw away my two queens or my three kings.