Sing something.
I couldn't.
Let's neck.
Wait a minute, I'll sing.
[Lucy and Ethel can't find dates.]
We can always call the zoo and order a couple of dancing bears.
Yeah with all that champagne, even Ethel might look good.
We must know two men who are single and attractive. [Lucy and Ethel pause to think] Two men who are single. [pause] Two men. [pause] A boy and a dog.
Maybe we should settle for Little Boy Blue and Peter Cottontail.
Ethel and I are going dancing at the Copa.
I hope one of you knows how to lead.
I think a tuxedo is the best looking thing a man can wear.
Unless he's wearing boxing trunks.
Everybody knows you can get around a lady with a little sweet talk.
That's alright for Lucy, but it's a little longer trip around Ethel.
[Fred talking to Ricky about his anniversary]
I'd like you to join me in commemoration of an eighteen year-old tragedy.
[to Ethel about her marriage] Ever since we said "I do," there are so many things we don't.
[Lucy and Ethel are washing dishes]
Here, you missed something on this one.
That's the design.
It is?
Sure, can't you see. Flowers against a background of (scratches plate with nail) gravy.
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