That's the reason I married you - because you're so different than anyone I've known in Cuba.
Who'd you know in Cuba?
[looks at cards] My, this is a problem.
Honey, please, you're holding up the game.
Well, I can't decide whether to throw away my two queens or my three kings.
[explaining poker to Lucy] It's a lot like hearts, only you bet, and there isn't any old maid.
[reading from 'Dr. Humphries' book] If he hunts, take up hunting. If he fishes, take up fishing. If he golfs, take up golfing.
Ricky plays poker. I'll have to take up poking.
[reading from Dr. Humphries' book] Often, after the first years of marriage, the husband seems to lose interest in the wife. He reads the paper at the breakfast table, he doesn't answer when you talk to him. In short, he doesn't even know you're alive.
I wonder where Dr. Humphries ever met Ricky.
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