Mr. Maryweather, I'd like to present Madame Ethel Mertzola. She's going to be our medium tonight. She's psychopathic!
Presenting Raya, the medium. Well done, Medium Raya.
I shall now contact Tilly! [in a monotone voice] Ethel to Tilly, Ethel to Tilly. Come in, Tilly. Over.
[Lucy accidentally sneezes]
MMr. Maryweather
Tilly! Tilly, is that you?
Yes, it's me Tilly.
MMr. Maryweather
But Tilly, that sneeze. Are you sick?
Sick? I'm dead!
MMr. Maryweather
Oh, that's right.
[Lucy gets too close to the fireplace]
Ow!
MMr. Maryweather
What's the matter?
I burned myself. It's awfully hot here.
MMr. Maryweather
Oh, that's where you are! Oh Tilly, I'm so disappointed in you.
My trance is wearing off, I think you better hang up now.
Ethel, you underestimate your transmitter!
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