Fred quotes from I Love Lucy

Fred

Yeah with all that champagne, even Ethel might look good.

Fred

I'd like you to join me in commemoration of an eighteen year-old tragedy.

Fred

Presenting Raya, the medium. Well done, Medium Raya.

Fred

I'm surprised she's got time to make pralines she's so busy making signs.

Ethel

I think a tuxedo is the best looking thing a man can wear.

Fred

Unless he's wearing boxing trunks.

Ricky

Everybody knows you can get around a lady with a little sweet talk.

Fred

That's alright for Lucy, but it's a little longer trip around Ethel.

Ethel

[referring to Ava Gardner in a restaurant] She's just people Fred, remember? Just like you and me.

Fred

She may be people, but she's not like you and me.

Fred

Possession is over nine-tenths of the law!

Lucy

Yeah, and I'm possessed!

Ricky

What do you know about rice?

Fred

Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life.

Ethel

Fred, I got a confession to make. Remember when we got married and I said I was 18? I was 19.

Fred

Well I got a confession to make too. You were 24.

Fred

What do you need a new lamp for? Abe Lincoln read by candlelight.

Ethel

Don't drag your boyhood friends into this, Fred.

Fred

What about ten dollars?

Ethel

What's the matter with twenty dollars?

Ricky

Well what's the matter with thirty dollars?

Lucy

Well what's the matter with fifty dollars?

Fred

What was the matter with ten dollars?

Ethel

Ethel to Tillie, Ethel to Tillie, come in Tillie. Over.

Fred

Well done, Medium Raya.