Can I ask you something?
No.
Only, unless I'm missing something, you don't seem to get much in the way of female company.
I do all right.
When?
When I'm as far away from you as possible.
You see, I get loads.
[Laughs] Yeah, well, you get loads because you're not as choosy as I am.
Hey mate, it's all the same when the lights are out.
You really believe that, don't you?
All right, all right. What do you look for in a bird, then?
Wit, elegance, femininity...
Me too. And if they've got a humongous pair of jugs, bingo!
[Danny and Mickey’s rivalry escalates further]
I bet I’ve got a bigger willy than you.
AAlbert
So Henderson issued a challenge.
Which was?
AAlbert
The truest test of a grifter's skill. They were both dropped off in the middle of New York at noon... naked.
[Stunned] What?
Naked?
AAlbert
...As the day they were born. Henderson and Devlan agreed to meet that very evening at six pm to compare spoils and see who had accumulated the most.
That's brilliant. That's brilliant! Let's do it!
[Stacie and Mickey laugh]
[Trails off from laughing] Oh God, he's serious.
You can't lead your own crew.
Why not?
Because you're immature, irresponsible, reckless, empty-headed and impulsive.
[Cheerfully] But apart from all that! I'm ready!
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