ARAdam Rice
So, how many jumps have you done?
A few.
AAdam
What about you, Danny?
[Clearly terrified] Oh, God!!!
[Smiles awkwardly] He's quite new.
S3 E6The Ghost
[Mickey and Danny are about to skydive]
[Nearly hysterical] Okay, okay, I resign!! I don't want to be a grifter anymore! I want to be a postman!
[Going to the plane door] Okay!
[He gestures for Danny to come, but Danny has shut his eyes in fear]
Think about Albert!
[Moves to go with Mickey] I hate you!!!
[Jokingly] I hate you too! Come on!
S4 E4A Designer's Paradise
EEddie
No.
We only want to borrow the bar.
EEddie
It's not a library book!
Never trust Australians. I'm telling you, they're all descended from crooks.
S4 E5Conning the Artists
You know, Ash plays a great banker.
BBilly
Yeah?
He's respectable, but, ya' know, a little bit dodgy.
The Rules of the Con
Find somebody who wants something for nothing, then give him nothing for something
You can’t cheat an honest man
Never give a sucker an even break
Feed the greed
Always give the mark an out
It's all in the detail
Always look out for No. 1
Always have a Plan B
It's not just about the money
Don’t have anything in your life you can’t walk away from in a second
We always take care of our own
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