A character in Hustle
Played by Robert Glenister
Hustle · 21 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Hustle: in 5 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Danny (3), Stacie (3), Mickey (2)
You gotta get us a decent place, Ash.
AshI'm workin' on it.
[Frustrated] Can you work on it quicker, please?
AshYeah, we've been through every major hotel in London. The couple we could've used you nosed up with dodgy credit cards.
Not being funny, mate, okay. We need a new gaff 'cause I can smell cats.
AshLook, I told you, I'm workin' on it, all right?
All right, how about I share a room with Stacie, then, make things a bit more bearable.
Eew, for who?
[Ash pays for drinks with a ten-pound note, which Eddie checks for authenticity]
I had three dodgy tenners last week.
AshYeah, well not from me, you didn't.
[Whispering simultaneously to each other] Danny.
[Danny jumps off a small platform onto a crash mat and falls on the landing]
AshNo, no, no. When you land you need to bend your knees, Danny. All right? And if you're coming in fast, you bend and you roll.
So, Ash, are we ready?
[Ash nods]
Whoa! Whoa, whoa! All we've done is jump off a box twice!
[Deadpan] Would you like to do it again?
You said I'd have proper training!
Danny, how hard can it be? You jump and then you land! We've covered it.
Well, what if the reserve don't open?
AshAll right, okay, look, if the reserve doesn't open there's a standard procedure, all right?
Tell me that!
AshAll right, now, you grab the knees of your jumpsuit and you lean forward. Go on.
[Danny adopts this position]
Like that?
AshFurther. [Danny bends over more] That's it, good. Yeah. Stick your head between your legs.
And you kiss your ass goodbye.
No.
AshWe only want to borrow the bar.
It's not a library book!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Hustle pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
