[Danny jumps off a small platform onto a crash mat and falls on the landing]
No, no, no. When you land you need to bend your knees, Danny. All right? And if you're coming in fast, you bend and you roll.
So, Ash, are we ready?
[Ash nods]
Whoa! Whoa, whoa! All we've done is jump off a box twice!
[Deadpan] Would you like to do it again?
You said I'd have proper training!
Danny, how hard can it be? You jump and then you land! We've covered it.
Well, what if the reserve don't open?
All right, okay, look, if the reserve doesn't open there's a standard procedure, all right?
Tell me that!
All right, now, you grab the knees of your jumpsuit and you lean forward. Go on.
[Danny adopts this position]
Like that?
Further. [Danny bends over more] That's it, good. Yeah. Stick your head between your legs.
And you kiss your ass goodbye.
So, how many jumps have you done?
A few.
What about you, Danny?
[Clearly terrified] Oh, God!!!
[Smiles awkwardly] He's quite new.
[Mickey and Danny are about to skydive]
[Nearly hysterical] Okay, okay, I resign!! I don't want to be a grifter anymore! I want to be a postman!
[Going to the plane door] Okay!
[He gestures for Danny to come, but Danny has shut his eyes in fear]
Think about Albert!
[Moves to go with Mickey] I hate you!!!
[Jokingly] I hate you too! Come on!
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