[Downs drink] I can't believe my baby sister is planning to lose her virginity to a douche with a faux-hawk. This can't happen, you guys have to help me talk her out of it.
A speech to talk a girl out of sex...
...yeah I don't have any of those.
Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.
Please? I'm her older sister; I'm supposed to teach her how to make good and responsible decisions.
It's 2 o'clock and you've already had three Scotch and Sodas.
That's why I need your help!
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