Robin and Ted in “Mosbius Designs”

Robin

When PJ had a job, he was sexy. He was guardian of the bathroom key. A hot guy telling you when you can and can't pee? That's the dream.

Ted

[incredulous] That's the dream? The dream?!?!?! Like what Martin Luther King was talking about??

Robin

I have to end it, don't I? I'm terrible at breakups.