How I Met Your Mother · Season 3, Episode 20
“Miracles” · Season 3, Episode 20
In this episode: Marshall Eriksen (2), Ted Mosby (1), Stella (1)
So, my sister broke up with her boyfriend.
Well, now I can finally say it: I hated that guy! Everything out of his mouth is 'I'm a vegan!', 'Fish feel pain!', 'I'm never constipated!'. That guy's an idiot.
Actually, she's marrying him. I just wanted your honest opinion.
He's actually a really nice guy. There's a wisdom...
[Marshall will not take Robin's skepticism of miracles lightly and narrates one of his own miracle stories]
July, 1999, Kennedy airport.
[A flashback to March 1997, when Marshall arrives home from Amsterdam and checks into Immigration at JFK]
Did you enjoy [Looks at Marshall's passport] Amsterdam?
[Nervous] No? Nothing illegal. Some paintings...
Alright Bob Marley. [Takes Marshall's backpack] Let's have a conversation! [another guard enters, coughing and eating a bag of chips.]
Shift change! [First guard leaves; new guard looks at Marshall's passport] Amsterdam? Alright! Float on through, brother!
[Current day] Miracle!!!!!
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