[to Cuddy] Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.
“Office Politics” · Season 7, Episode 6
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (3), Eric Foreman (1), Masters (1)
Black guy campaigning for the opposition? Does Obama know about this?
I tried calling him on the brotha hotline. He didn't pick up.
Say something brilliant.
Oh, I, I don't...
Capital of Azerbaijian?
Baku.
Year Beethoven died?
1827.
Twentieth decimal of Eulier's Number?
Six. [giggles] It's my favorite constant.
She's like the Internet with breasts. Oh, no, wait--the Internet has breasts.
How mad would you be if I fired Masters?
Very. Unless you had cause. Real cause. Cause that a human being would consider cause.
Never mind, then.
You'll figure something out. The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.
That's also true of five morons.
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