Why aren't you guys in my office?
Why are you in the building? It's 8:00 in the morning.
Where's Chase?
He's not here because it's 8:00 in the morning.
“A Pox on Our House” · Season 7, Episode 7
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Robert Chase (2), Masters (2), Eric Foreman (1), Chris Taub (1)
[to House] We just tried this. I'm not a better liar than Foreman.
Sure you are. You're descended from convicts.
Your Jedi mind tricks won't work here.
[gesture with his hand] Those are not the droids you're looking for.
[to House] You don't trust me.
Going behind your back works better when you're not facing us.
Julie doesn't have smallpox.
Did I just dream the part where I finally agreed it was smallpox? Well, if what I thought was reality was actually a dream, then the reverse... oh, my God, I had a threesome with Beyonce and Lady Gaga.
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