[asking if Dobson isn't a doctor] You said one of us wasn't a doctor, and you called him a fraud.
He's not a doctor. Continue, Bos.
D Dobson
Could be an STD...
[starts randomly pressing buttons on the phone] Oh, you're breaking up! I'm going into a tunnel. Dark Religious Nut,...
[surprised] What did you call me?
I'm sorry. What do you people want to be called this week?
Well, I'm never going to remember that. Take Bosley and the other visible minorities to the funeral home. The rest of you young, white people - the world is your oyster. An MRI with contrast, EEG, LP and blood panel. And Angels, be careful. [hangs up]
[about Dr. Cole] Just because he's religious, doesn't mean he won't kick your ass.
No, I want you to stop being such a jerk to him.
[Dr. Cameron stops leaning on the desk]
Smart call. That guy's a wuss. He'll be the next one on the train.
Any physical confrontation...
Anything over... 70 decibels. And you can't start suddenly being nice to him!
You realize what you're encouraging here?
[smiles] Yeah, someone kicking your ass.
How many of them agreed to dig up a grave?
Six. But don't worry, the one who didn't didn't stand on principle. He just had a diaper to change. I really think there are no bad choices in this group.
You guys don't wipe your feet when you come in the house? [hands Dr. Taub a mop] Doctors' lounge, let's go.
Well, I can't ask the black guy or one of the chicks to do it; that would be insensitive.
What do you want us to do?
The question is... what would Joseph Smith do?
This isn't the time for--
The patient's not possessed, she's dying. You can mock me tomorrow.
You believe that the book has all the answers.
To morality, not science!
But the book is inconsistent with science. Do you know how many epileptics were tortured because they were "possessed"? How many teenage witches were stoned to death because they took mushrooms?
Just shut up already! We've got a patient dying!
You either gotta prescribe an exorcism, or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud--
[Dr. Cole turns around and punches House in the face, to the shock of everybody in the room.]
[after a moment of silence] I know what she has.
You couldn't have spoken up ten seconds ago? You could've saved me a hundred bucks.
[After winning a $100 bet] Cash will be fine.
I bet you say that to all the guys.
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